My Dog & I Talk Shit About You Candle | Infused With "Profile Stalking"

$20.00

There is nothing better than cuddling up with Fido on the couch and feeling inferior to everyone's perfect Social Media life. But hey...at least my dog doesn't judge me while I'm eating a pizza and feeling bad about myself. 

This candle comes exclusively offered in two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get to choose which of the two suits your fancy! 

Citrus & Sage
The perfect kitchen candle. The clean scent has top notes of mandarin, tangerine, ruby red grapefruit, and lemon rinds and bottom notes of fresh white sage leaves. My bestie calls this "Freshly Showered Man". Take that as you want.

Frooty Loops
Overload your senses with this mix of lemon, cherry, and lime with a heavy hand of sugar coating that won't make your sweet tooth ache.
This candle IS Saturday morning cartoons in a jar.