Romantically Challenged - Infused With "Whatever, I'm Dating My Fridge"

$20.00

Thou shall not try me. - Mood 24:7. My cat is the only narcissist I have energy left for.

This candle comes preassigned to two of our best-selling Malicious Scents. You get too choose which of the two best suits your fancy!

Frooty Loops Overload your senses with this mix of lemon, cherry, and lime with a heavy hand of sugar coating that won't make your sweet tooth ache.
This candle IS Saturday morning cartoons in a jar. 


Cedar & Bourbon The scent of cedar and the bourbony warm caramel and vanilla whisks you to a porch in a cedar forest. Let yourself go. Life will be waiting outside the door.